Adventure of Benny ThornOnce upon a time, there was a young boy named Benny Thorn who always dreamed of becoming the world's best Pornstar. He trained every day for 12 hours in order to beat his rival, The Big Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Benny Thorn came armed with a Girl and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Benny Thorn emerged as the Hard victor! His achievement is celebrated every Summer.